harini di CSC

amirah with her "healthy foods"

kamil bersama program "kesedaran"nye...

agak tersedar la

acap's "MYTH"

~syaz~

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH~!

Law And Disorder

As we now study Law. This is some Court situation that we will face. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He s aid, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year- old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: You're kidding me, right!?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, is that correct?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________ _________ _________ ________

--- And the best for last: ---
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

Assignments

Hey guys..


Just a quick reminder, nk raye, raye gak.. tp jgn lupe..we have tonnes of assignments and tests to be done..
=)


Here's the list of things that we are suppose to do..


BEL260
1) Listening Test after raya


BEL313
1) Forum presentation with Pn.Norshita
2) Presentation on Mr.Alfred's assignment


MTC016
1) Types of Governments
2) NGO
3) Test after raya


MTC012
1) Test after raya
2) paperwork on presentation (for those yg x pass up lg)


CSC134
1) Test after raya
2) Powerpoint Lab Assignment
3)Mindmap on Chapter assignment


MTC038
NASIB BAIK XDEK KEJE
Haih~


MUET EXAMINATION
21-23 OCTOBER 2008 (SPEAKING)
8 NOVEMBER 2008 (WRITING & etc...)

FINAL EXAMINATION
29 October 2008 till 18 November 2008

I got the draft timetable, for ours, PI006, it will be from 30th October 2008 till 10th November 2008 but this is just the draft timetable..

Hahah..sure muke smue dah cuak2 dah kan??

Xpe.. chill 2-3 hari den kite berjuang sama2..

=))

Wishing everyone Selamat Hari Raya and hope you all have a great time with your love ones..

Your classmate,

~*[FyZa]*~

ape assignment kite??

mintak tlg anyone, could u list out all the assignments during this raya break?

tq...would really appreciate it soooo much...

muahxx

Lawyers or loyas buroks???

wahh...sudah mcm real lawyers....:)


discuss jgn x discuss...

xpe...suha, u'll win the case..kite suap sikit je judge n inspector kite nie..si typewriter ni boleh exaggerate the case....
don't worry datin, i've spoken to the judge...i noe wut to do....


just leave it to the 'proS'

and the story begins..................................................



no comment!no comment!!! for further details pls refer to the press conference sessions k...


actually, she's the one who killed the victim..( acap's secret ex mistress)




CUTTTT>>>>>>crew wrapp!!!!.....

congratulations to all members of class A!well done......

selamat hari raya to all craps of a'.......

Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap:: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman...
kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi

kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman
nih...kesian
kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak
huduh...
kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yg
diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati...!
kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki yang
diganggu
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu...

kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la....
kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki
tuh!

kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu....
kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:...patut pun kena reject...

kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh
kasih sayang
kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang
harus menyayangi...

kalau perempuan x lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato' mana bela nih....
kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya nih.....

kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya
tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri...


kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh....

kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas
lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu....

kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy
forever
kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!! mengada2...

kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak
tu...
kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????

kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe...
kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke... sibuk
ni tau..

kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya....
kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 email dia...boring aku

apepown selamat menjalani ibadah puasa.. dan enjoy raya!!!!

palah....