HAPY BuffDAY BOBO!

happy buffday!! sweet 18! n bobo is always sweet!!


blanje besar lah ye!!kiteorg x sabar nie u nak blnje dominos!

THE HOLIDAY KILLS ME!

well..it seems like this page has not been updated since decades..

people sorts of buzy studying dat time kan..nak final exam n assignment and all..smue pn macam xder mood..

i noticed that too, even me pun malas nk bukak all this blogging thing..

theres not much towards the end of sem 1, coz people are doing things on their own..n during dat period pon i barely jumpe our classmates..

so skng nie sem break is almost over (less then half and hour) HOORAYYYY!!!!!yeay cant wait to be in class! xsabar sgt nak blaja coz holiday does kills me..like SHIT!

bosan kot holiday, so nnty dah masok class jgn mengada2 nak malas pulak..

btw results dah kuar for those who did well, congrats congrats ..but for those who didnt manage to get what they want for the result, dont worry just put more effort n try to accelerate to the outmost power..
kite as frens as classmates we need to help each other, so for those yg rase uncertain about excelling for the next exam, come on...we re here to help, even me my self knowing my result i need to do an improvement on it too...so pas ni, cut out the craps, n focus...this is the time that u need to prove to urself that u can do it taw..


from now on, alahai(jgn mengeluh) i kene lah kurangkan main, kurangkan fikir bout unneccesary things n enjoy studying like dancing with the maximum beat!

to class mates..don't stress out..relax eh..:)

yeay!!!HOLIDAY DAH HABIS!!CLASS DAH START!!


LOVE you ALL CLASS A!!!!

harini di CSC

amirah with her "healthy foods"

kamil bersama program "kesedaran"nye...

agak tersedar la

acap's "MYTH"

~syaz~

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH~!

Law And Disorder

As we now study Law. This is some Court situation that we will face. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He s aid, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year- old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: You're kidding me, right!?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, is that correct?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________ _________ _________ ________

--- And the best for last: ---
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

Assignments

Hey guys..


Just a quick reminder, nk raye, raye gak.. tp jgn lupe..we have tonnes of assignments and tests to be done..
=)


Here's the list of things that we are suppose to do..


BEL260
1) Listening Test after raya


BEL313
1) Forum presentation with Pn.Norshita
2) Presentation on Mr.Alfred's assignment


MTC016
1) Types of Governments
2) NGO
3) Test after raya


MTC012
1) Test after raya
2) paperwork on presentation (for those yg x pass up lg)


CSC134
1) Test after raya
2) Powerpoint Lab Assignment
3)Mindmap on Chapter assignment


MTC038
NASIB BAIK XDEK KEJE
Haih~


MUET EXAMINATION
21-23 OCTOBER 2008 (SPEAKING)
8 NOVEMBER 2008 (WRITING & etc...)

FINAL EXAMINATION
29 October 2008 till 18 November 2008

I got the draft timetable, for ours, PI006, it will be from 30th October 2008 till 10th November 2008 but this is just the draft timetable..

Hahah..sure muke smue dah cuak2 dah kan??

Xpe.. chill 2-3 hari den kite berjuang sama2..

=))

Wishing everyone Selamat Hari Raya and hope you all have a great time with your love ones..

Your classmate,

~*[FyZa]*~

ape assignment kite??

mintak tlg anyone, could u list out all the assignments during this raya break?

tq...would really appreciate it soooo much...

muahxx

Lawyers or loyas buroks???

wahh...sudah mcm real lawyers....:)


discuss jgn x discuss...

xpe...suha, u'll win the case..kite suap sikit je judge n inspector kite nie..si typewriter ni boleh exaggerate the case....
don't worry datin, i've spoken to the judge...i noe wut to do....


just leave it to the 'proS'

and the story begins..................................................



no comment!no comment!!! for further details pls refer to the press conference sessions k...


actually, she's the one who killed the victim..( acap's secret ex mistress)




CUTTTT>>>>>>crew wrapp!!!!.....

congratulations to all members of class A!well done......

selamat hari raya to all craps of a'.......

Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap:: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman...
kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi

kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman
nih...kesian
kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak
huduh...
kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yg
diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati...!
kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki yang
diganggu
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu...

kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la....
kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki
tuh!

kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu....
kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:...patut pun kena reject...

kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh
kasih sayang
kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang
harus menyayangi...

kalau perempuan x lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato' mana bela nih....
kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya nih.....

kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya
tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri...


kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh....

kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas
lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu....

kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy
forever
kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!! mengada2...

kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak
tu...
kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????

kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe...
kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke... sibuk
ni tau..

kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya....
kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 email dia...boring aku

apepown selamat menjalani ibadah puasa.. dan enjoy raya!!!!

palah....

Suami curang, isteri naik berang??

Ini adalah sepasang suami isteri yang menghadapi cabaran dan dugaan dalam dunia. Suaminya seorang ahli perniagaan yang berjaya dan kaya raya dan telah berkahwin bersama isterinya selama 10 tahun. Walaupun telah mengharungi segala kegembiraan and kedukaan bersama suami tetapi malangnya suami yang tidak bersyukur, punye bengong ni tidak dapat menikmati kebahagiaan rumah tangga itu.

Kerana sifat si suami yang amat mementingkan diri, bodoh dan tidak bersyukur ini, dia cuba mencari seorang pengganti yang boleh menggembirakan hatinya yang hanya berpura pura pilu itu. Konon la drama king kan. tak habis habis. Kalau handsome takpe jugak. ni dah tua beruban. Apesal la tak sedar sedar diri. Kubur dah panggil tu.

Cari punya cari, satu hari si suami yang mangkuk ni bertembunglah dengan perempuan yang anggun, lagi sexy dan tak cukup kain dekat Starbucks Plaza Masalam. Baju punye sexy, tak tau la ape dia tutup. and lagi peliknye, mane la dia jumpe baju macam tu. tak sempat jahit kut. tu yang tak cukup kain tu. Yang paling menyedihkan lagi, dah la suami ni tak kuat iman, lepas tu perempuan ni pulak pandai tackle si jantan tak guna tu. Dah sah mata duitan. ooo.... you should have heard what this little slut said after she saw what si suami ni drove. A lil gorgeous two door Bentley tu. "wow, you ni handsome la. U ni mesti like 35 years old je kan. (padahal nak dekat 60 tahun). And your eyes, i can be lost in it. i think i would like you to be mine."

Ya Allah, menggelikannya perkataan dia. tuhan je la tau. naik loya tekak, nak terkeluar makanan buka puasa tadi. Aduh, perempuan tak tau malu sorang, lelaki tak sedar diri sorang. Bagus la tu.

Sibuk la si suami ini mengetepikan isterinya yang lawa lagi ayu ini, dah la dulu memang asyik balik lambat. ni lagi lambat pulak dia balik. Kejap kejap kate pegi main golf, pegi meetings, pegi conferences, pegi ini, pegi itu. Si isteri yang penyabar ni pun diam je and terima benda benda pahit and masin tu. . Ish. Macam mana nak buat, yang bayar Louis Vuitton and Jimmy Choo banyak2 tu suami dia.

Penuh two level walk in closet tu. punye la banyak duit suami dia.

Satu hari, eh tak. satu malam ni.. Isteri tu dah tak boleh sabar dah. Phone P1I suami dia boleh memekak pukul 4 pagi. Ya Allah ya tuhan.. Panas, panas. Phone boyfriend kalau memekak at that time pun bengang, ni kan lagi suami yang konon tercinta tu. Nak tau tak the name on the screen?? SAYANG!! that's what the nickname that bastard gave to the lil' slut. Si isteri ni punya bengang, she answered the phone and maki hamun perempuan tu. Perempuan jalang tak sedar diri tu boleh cakap "eh, perempuan tua tak tau malu. kalau u ade problem dengan i, jumpe i. set the date and time. we catfight tengok siape kalah".

And si isteri ni pulak pantang kena cabar. She called her bodyguard and told him about it. Dah set time and date... Siap call lawyer sekali mane la tau nak sue perempuan ni.

When that time came... Nobody knew what happen. the only thing we can do now is wait till this THURSDAY.

we're cute

siapakah yang berbicara benar..?

kisah 2 sahabat yang salah faham..seorg membawa kabar yang lain..seorg membawa versi yang lain..

dimanakah kebenaran yang benar..

seorng ketawa kegembiraan dan seorg hanya kesepian memebawa duka apabila hati diri dan naluri difitnah..

siapakah yang benar...si dewa atau si dewi.. atau mereka berdua hanya berdusta buat hati yang lain tertanya...

atau hanya mimpi yang dipalsukan dengan harapan yang tinggi menggunung..atau hanya kepuasan apabila melihat diri yang suatu lagi terkial-kial dibias dibidas ditindas..


adakah ini suatu mimpi..atau realiti..

hanya mereka berdua yg tahu..tiada persolan harus di tonjolkan hanya jawpan yang ingin di hasilkan...


*kene mengena dgn verita hott class...

the BIG2! FamilY

ahah..wow..x sangke dah nak masok 3 bulan kite dah masok kat dunia UITM..duhhh..congrats to all..dlm mase 3 months nie jugak, we've created a very covalent bond within our selves..and we actually should be proud of it taw..coz sgtttt comel..

just read this out..and u would laugh for the family that we've created..p/s..remember everyone of us are family..."OHANA MEANS FAMILY!!!"
-mama anna
-papa ucop
-uncle adi
-aunty nadia
-aunty alin
-abg long helmy
-triplet sisters- nasuha, syaz, palah
-kak dila,kak jie, kak sizu
-mak ngah dura
-kak ayu
-the twins : acap & haifa
-mak long fatma
-baby ruby n baby ameer
-adik bobo n adik farhana..adik vidya
-pak long kamal..eh kamil la
-maksu aini
-silent sisters- kak ed, kak delia, adik mira n kaklong shahid(she's the oldest)
-mak teh olie
-kak ngah dayah
-aunt reena n uncle ....
-kembar x siam ramen & fieza
-rock chic sisters-fatin n iqa
-lil dee
-aunty ira from US



wahhhh...ramainye anak2!!!hahahah..i wonder how could ever anna managed to handle all these rebellious kids...ish2222!!!!!!



last but not least...
'I LO0VE UUU..U LOVEE MEEE..WE ARE A HAPPY BIG FAMMILLLY....WITH A GREAT BIG HUG N A KISS FROM ME TO UU..ALL YOU SAY YOU LOVEE US TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!'


ape yang merepek nie!!!!hahahahahahahah


btw..inagt sabtu(20 hb sept) nie wajib bagi smua org bwk tepong n telur...kite nak buat cokodok baby RUBY!!!!yeayyyy

ucop ilang jam..ilang cincin tunang..ilang spec..

Ari ni dikhabarkan oleh beberapa stesen televisyen terkemuka bhwa MOHD YUSOF SANADI a.k.a. CHEETAH BOY!!!! tlh khilgn bbrapa brg berharga..brgn trsbut ialah jam tgn MODEL beliau...cincin tunang beliau bersama seorang gadis kelantan..(bkn FATIN,ok...)dan juga cermin mata 'mahal' dab 'baru' itu..jam tgn trsebut diura-urakan berharga RM500,00o..Tiada apa yg mampu dilakukan oleh shbt2 dn keluarga serta saudara mara tnpa mengira bau bacang ke x,kulit,umur dan jarak serta ltar belakg selain mentertawakan beliau..haahaahaa!!1

hati2!!!kurma dari ISRAEL!!!
jenama 'Jordan River' bukannya diimport dari Jordan..!!tp sebaliknya dihasilkan di Israel laknatullah!!diimport ke Singapura dan dibungkus serta dikotakkan di sana..

acap is crazy..no doubt!

mulot te'ngaga' macam dugong!!

asal yg ni smue nye lampi!

class A x boleh masuk library~!

Say Alhamdulillah kwan2.................

**To Vidya's mum, Sizu's mum, Jie's mum, and all classmates's mum**


Who should I give my love to? My respect and my honor to?
Who should I pay good mind to? After Allah And Rasulullah..
Comes your mother.. Who next?
Your mother... Who next? Your mother...
And then your father...
Cause who used to hold you And clean you and clothes you..
Who used to feed you?And always be with you....
When you were sick. Stay up all night...Holding you tight....
That's right no other..... My mother....
Who should I take good care of? Giving all my love...
Who should I think most of? After Allah And Rasulullah....
Comes your mother...Who next?
Your mother..... Who next? Your mother....
And then your father....
Cause who used to hear you, Before you could talk....
Who used to hold you? Before you could walk?....
And when you fell, who picked you up....Clean your cut....No one but your mother....
My mother.....
Who should I say why close to? Listen most to....
Never say no to....After Allah And Rasulullah.....
Comes your mother....Who next? Your mother...
Who next? Your mother.....And then your father....
Cause who used to hug you, And buy you new clothes....
Calm your head, And blow your nose.....
And when you cry, Who wiped your tears?....
Knows your fears.......Who really cares?.....My mother.......
Say Alhamdulillah.......Thank you Allah....Thank you Allah....For my mother. ....=)

acap gile ke?? wahahahaha

wahahaha i guess d answer is NOOO!!! hahaha

name gua halap... gua nk menubuhkan 1 kelab.. kelab ni namanya BRB... sape nk join anto salinan ic ngn gambor x kisah saiz dye lg besor smpe nmpk lubang hidung kome pown x apo..

itu jer aku nk bgtau.. [papai) salam hijab sang halap dri aku...

Judging A Person

It's human nature to judge someone before you know the truth.. It's human nature to know whether that person is someone with their appearance and the first impression when we first saw them..

Owh well, it's life as you call it..

Yet, it's also human nature for some person to be hypocrite, backstabbers and being such a**hole....

Once you get to know someone after a while, you discovered the truth, the reality of life whether she or he is an angel or a humble and fun person or being such a B****...

Being smart is not everything in this world,life is not just about books..about studying or just academic-based judgement.. getting 10A's and studying Law is not a big deal for them but once you get into Law..you'll think twice about taking law rather than medic or engineering...

It's quite mean for someone who is excellent in their studies, smart.. having the physical beauty to be such a meany gurl.. someone who discourage others to study just for her to get high marks..
someone who sabotage her dear friends and classmates and accuse them something which is irrational during tests...

I wonder why this type of human being really do exist in life??

We were happy just like the roses where blooming and the sun was shining brightly before the thunderstorm and the earthquake strikes LWP01A..

Dearest BRB Club...

warghh~!

CSC !#$

eh, silap.

CSC 134 sgt pening~!!

sila bantu sesame sendiri ye rakan2~

pn rafizah's boys~